A NEW FISHING BOAT
He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says,
"What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to
Float a boat within 100 miles of here."
He says, "I won it and I'm a-gonna keep it."
His brother came over to visit several days later. He sees
The wife and asks where his brother is.
She says, "He's out there in his bass boat",
Pointing to the field behind the house.
The brother heads out behind the house and sees his
Brother in the middle of a big field sitting in a
Bass boat with a fishing rod in his hand .
He yells out to him, "What are you doin'?"
His brother replies, "I'm fishin'. What does it look like I'm a doin'?"
His brother yells, "It's people like you that give people from North Dakota a bad name, makin' everybody think we're stupid. If
I could swim, I'd come out there and whip your ass.
One For Jon and Sparkey
One For Jon and Sparkey
Three Scores and 14 years old and still going strong.
Re: One For Jon and Sparkey
Little Johnny goes to his dad and asks "What is politics?" Dad says "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum, she's the administrator of the money, so well call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, well call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense".
So Little Johnny goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying. He gets up to check on him and finds the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, Little Johnny says to his father "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now". The father says "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about".
Little Johnny replies "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit".
So Little Johnny goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying. He gets up to check on him and finds the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, Little Johnny says to his father "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now". The father says "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about".
Little Johnny replies "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit".
