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Where's Sparkey
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:26 pm
by JohnSR
Haven't seen any posts from him in a couple days. Wonder if he went up to Stonehenge and got captured by the Neo-druids. They may have heard about him cheating on the post count and stripped him naked and have him tied to a stone, waiting for the moon to get right so they can sacrifice him to one of their gods.

Re: Where's Sparkey
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:27 pm
by JohnSR
OR....Maybe the wee people got him and broke his fingers cheating

Re: Where's Sparkey
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 7:29 pm
by JohnSR
Re: Where's Sparkey
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:12 am
by jon.oman
Re: Where's Sparkey
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:20 am
by JohnSR
The more that I think about it, believe it could be alians from a flying sauser got him and are doing all that sexual experiments on him that I read about.

Re: Where's Sparkey
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 11:42 am
by Sparkey
Are you two on the funny cigarettes again ?
Mary caught a severe flu like dose and needed minding over last few days.
Re: Where's Sparkey
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 1:26 pm
by JohnSR
Wheeeeew Glad to see none of those things happened to you. Hope Mary feels better. I haven't had a cold or flu in over 40 years but my son is always sick with one. He works at a school where all those snotty nosed germ factories are walking around. He don't stand much of a chance not catching it.
Re: Where's Sparkey
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:10 pm
by jon.oman
Sparkey wrote:Are you two on the funny cigarettes again ?
The last time I smelled that stuff was about 38 years ago! They are making it legal on the West Coast though. How about it John?
Re: Where's Sparkey
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 7:38 pm
by JohnSR
Never tried it. When I was in the Army, the powers to be decided the NCO's needed to know what the stuff smelled like so they had us smell little pills they were burning that came from a male plant just so we would know what it smelled like. Guess the male plant doen't have much of the funny stuff in it. When I was in Korea, in the spring we would have to get the soldiers out with a hoe to chop down the new plants that were growing due to them throwing out the seeds during the winter. The young guys would buy unprocessed leaves which were full of seeds and just dump them out the windows. That was about all my exposure to the happy grass.
Re: Where's Sparkey
Posted: Wed Jan 05, 2011 8:49 pm
by jon.oman
For me, it was my last term at college. You could walk down the hall of the dorm I stayed at and smell it. I tried to spend as little time as possible in the dorm. But, I had to sleep some time!